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noblealice in gryffinhor

LOOK AT THIS GQMF-ING WIZARD, HOLY SHIT!

Okay, so we've got some SEXY people in Gryffindor and I love all the wonderful people we saw in the musical. I understand that there were limits for time/space ect. but, in your perfect-dream world: WHAT OTHER GRYFFINDORS DO YOU WISH HAD BEEN IN THE MUSICAL?

MY CHOICE: LEE FUCKING JORDAN, BITCHES!

HE'S LIKE THE MAGICAL UNDERGROUND EQUIVALENT OF JON STEWART! HE BROADCASTS HIS SMEXY SUAVE VOICE ACROSS THE BRITISH COUNTRYSIDE AND NARRATES QUIDDITCH GAMES LIKE A CHAMP! HE DISPELLS RUMOURS AND CALMS FEARS, HE GIVES INFORMATION IN A TIME OF TURMOIL! HE WORKS THE DREADS!

(anyone answering to this in the style of the recent GQMF Trek meme gets eleventy-billion points!!!)

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SEAMUS MOTHERFUCKING FINNEGAN

LOOK THAT THIS IRISH MOTHERFUCKER, HE IS LIKE THE AUDIO EQUIVALENT OF A GODDAMN ORGASM. HIS ACCENT CAUSES WOMEN (AND MEN) TO CHANGE THEIR PANTS WITHIN 0.5 SECONDS OF HEARING HIS VOICE.
HE LITERALLY EXPLODES WHEN ARRIVING ON THE SCENE!
OMFG LEE JORDAN = JON STEWART!
I LOVED THAT. I actually fell in love with Lee in Dh, because of the radio show. totally awesome!

I gotta say I missed FRED AND GEORGE FUCKING WEASLEY!
I just LOVE the two.
FUCK YEAH! THE WEASLEY TWINS WERE PRACTICALLY BORN SPEAKING IN UNISON AND THEY KNOW HOGWARTS SO WELL, THEY DON'T NEED THE MOTHERFUCKING MARAUDERS MAP! MAPS ARE FOR DICKS AND WIMPS ANYWAYS!
MINERVA MCGONAGALL. SHE IS LIKE CRAZY AWESOME PROFESSOR-NESS.

ALSO SECONDING THE WEASLEY TWINS.

AND MAYBE OLIVER WOOD, BECAUSE HIS INNUENDO NAME TURNS ME ON ALMOST AS MUCH AS HE DOES. MMMMMM.
it gets even better if you rememeber the actor's name, from the movies. Sean BIGGERSTAFF. (there were soo many SEAN, SHOW ME YOUR BIGGERSTAFF icons back then)
HOT DAMN, THAT GQMF OLIVER WOOD WAS PWNING QUIDDITCH BEFORE YOU EVEN KNEW IT EXISTED! WHO NEEDS BROOMS FOR PHALLIC SYMBOLS? HIS LAST NAME IS PHALLIC ENOUGH, HOLY SHIT!
I KINDA MISSED THE BADASS VERSION OF NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM

*USES ICON*
I might even add "Chuck Norris was trained by Neville Longbottom" to that icon. <3 it!
AHAHAHA! I LURVE YOUR ICON!

BADASS NEVILLE IS THE ORIGINAL GQMF! HE FUCKING KILLS HORCRUX-SNAKES FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES!!
FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY
>:|
FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY.
THEY KNOW EACH OTHER SO WELL THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SPEAK IN COMPLETE SENTENCES LIKE THE REST OF US LOSERS DO. THEY CAN TURN LOSING AN EAR INTO SOMETHING RIDIULOUSLY FUNNY. THEY'RE ALL LIKE WE DON'T HAVE TO STAY AT HOGWARTS CAUSE WE'RE TAKIN OUR CRAP ELSEWHERE, YOU CAN STAY AND GET TORTURED BY PEEVES AND FILCH AND CRAP CAUSE WE'RE OUTTA HERE.
AND THEN THEY GIVE HARRY EVERYTHING FOR FREE CAUSE HE GAVE THEM HIS TRIWIZARD WINNINGS THEY'RE THE MOST GENEROUS MOTHERTRUCKING WIZARDS AROUND.

hahaha i hope i did gqmf justice without cussing! (:

August 2009

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